Here are the ten films I enjoyed the most in 2009 with two runner-ups as well: 

“500 Days of Summer” – I liked this film because it was a love story told from a young man’s perspective.

“The Hurt Locker” – I loved everything about this movie, especially the scene where the soldiers get so hot and tired from having to stay in one position for hours.

“Taken” – I think this action movie moved extremely well.

 “I Love You Man” – I thought this one managed to turn a sort of non-problem (not having any male friends) into a pretty engaging premise.

“Sugar” – I thought this was an authentic and fairly compelling look at the minor leagues.

“The Taking of Pelham 123” – I thought Denzel Washington and John Travolta were both awesome in this tense suspense film.

“Bruno” – Not as funny for me as “Borat,” but I feel it’s worth the rental if you haven’t seen it yet.

“The Proposal” – I came in with low expectations and laughed throughout this film.

“Paranormal Activity” – I’m a sucker for most anything paranormal and this was no exception.

“The Blind Side” – I cried like fifty times during this movie.

Runner-ups:

“Last Chance Harvey” – I thought this was a very well-acted and cute little romance.
“Defiance” – I was engaged from start to finish on this one.

Please let me know what you think via twitter at www.twitter.com/dkzproductions.  Thanks!

It’s the end of the year, so in the spirit of giving, I wanted to present you with the 5 things I hear most often from writers…and why they’re not the things you should be saying.

1) “No, no, you don’t understand…Mine’s really good!”  I will never believe a writer who says this until the day that I hear a writer say, “No, no, you don’t understand…my script is horrible!” I would hope that you think your script is really good – if you don’t, then you’re wasting your time pitching it! Use descriptive and active words to describe your project, not general blanket amateurish statements. Be specific – what is it exactly that makes your project interesting and different.

2) “How do I get an agent?” No matter how many classes or seminars I teach or listen to, no matter how many articles I read or write, this is STILL the first question out of every writer’s mouth. Why are you wondering how to get an agent when you’ve only written one script or you’re still on your first draft? Cart…Horse. But right here, right now, I will answer this question so you never have to ask it again. There are 3 ways to find an agent.  One - be related to, or friends with, an agent. Or know someone who is friends with an agent. The best way to get an agent’s attention is by referral and knowing someone is key to making it in this business. This is a small world so chances are someone you know can connect you somehow.  Second, submit your script to a bunch of prestigious national contests – and win – or at least be a finalist. And keep winning, especially contests where the prize is a meeting with an agent or getting your script read by the town. If you’re a quarterfinalist, that’s not enough to get an agent’s attention. And third, go to pitchfests and meet with agents and hopefully get read or send queries through services like Virtual Pitch Fest and see what happens.  But no matter which way you choose, make sure you have at least 2 or 3 FINISHED scripts before looking for an agent because a good agent won’t look at you if you only have one script. A manager might, but an agent won’t because it will take too long for them to make money from you.

3) “How do I sell my script and how much can I get paid?” You can’t, and nothing. If you are a first time writer with no credits, no representation, no track record and no connections, you will not sell your first script. Probably not the second either. It takes A LONG time, on average, to sell your first script if you’re breaking in from the outside. More likely, you might option your script, but if it’s your first, chances are it will be a free option. If you got into screenwriting to make a quick buck, you are going to be sorely disappointed.

4) “How many drafts will I have to do until it’s done?” As many as it takes. You’re the writer…keep writing. It’s great experience! If a producer or studio has kept you on a project long enough to do ten drafts, you’re LUCKY. They could have replaced you after the first draft. Take it as a compliment. There is a limit though, depending on who is attached to the project. Somewhere around fifteen drafts, you should be asking your producer what the timeline he or she foresees for going out with the project.

5) “How do I know if my project is commercial or sellable?” Do your research. Read the trades. See what’s selling, who is looking for what, what pitches and genres are working and doing well at the box office, see what types of projects first time writers are finding success with, etc., etc. There are always exceptions to the rules, but doing your research will give you a good idea as to what can sell. Generally, comedies and thrillers are the biggest sellers, followed by horror and action. Drama and period pieces pull up the rear.

Now stop asking these questions and start asking the most important question there is – “How can I make my script better?” Good luck and keep writing! And Happy Holidays everyone!             

I’m pretty sure it all started with Perrier. You see, I’m old enough to remember the good old days when you could sit down at a restaurant and were just given tap water instead of having to know if you want tap, flat, bottled, sparkling, and with or without ice.

It’s been reported that Anxiety disorders are on the rise, so much so, that we can all now watch a show on A & E about OCD (“Obsessed”) because there’s so many of us who have it.  But I don’t believe it’s because the economy’s down, or because we have “issues.” Rather, I think it’s because we have too many choices in just making what used to be simple decisions, and instead, are constantly bombarded with never-ending possibilities all the time.

My grandfather used to say “We hat wahl, der hat knal,” which in German, means something like “whoever has choices, has discomfort.” And there are Buddhist priests who believe that having too many alternatives is the cause of all sorts of trouble. And let’s not forget the theory that fascism makes people feel comfortable precisely because their freedom is limited. Now before you go all Rush Limbaugh on me, I’m in no way advocating for a change in our system of government. I’m just making an observation that those of us who are ADD or what-have-you are so because the world has too many things to do in it.

Let’s take music. It used to be that if you wanted to listen to music that you could turn on your car radio, play a tape, a record, or maybe listen to your walkman. Now there are MP3 players, cds, limewire, about ten different kinds of I-pods, cell phones, youtube, free radio (the kind that still plays the baseball games), internet radio, and satellite radio (the kind that costs money but that we hear when we go to the salon).

And then there’s TV. We don’t just have bunny ears, basic cable, or super-duper cable; now we have DirectTV and gadgets that somehow record your show while the show is playing so that you can pause it and then continue watching it—live. And let’s not forget that before we can watch anything, we have to pick the right remote control.

I don’t even know what to do now if I want to talk to a friend about things like this. As most of us have both a cell phone and a landline, I first need to remember when I should call each one. Then I need to figure out whether or not to call my showbiz friends by the names they were actually born with, or their stage ones. Then there’s emailing (and most of my people have several of these addresses), texting, instant messaging, leaving a message, not leaving a message, twittering, myspaceing and facebooking. I feel bad if I actually have to call someone. And sometimes when I feel sad because I’ve made the mistake of calling one of my friends and bothering them, I want to eat. But then I have to decide if the food I’m eating is actually good for me, and if I want something called “organic” food or not (By the way, what was I eating, before I was eating organic food?).

And what happens if I make something to eat and then want to throw the food and its packaging out? Before I do, I have to somehow figure out what colored bin my trash is supposed to go into. I could just go to a restaurant and avoid the whole taking out the trash thing, but if I use a credit card and later want to pay the bill, I have to remember my online username and password. I guess I could go back to writing checks, but then I’d feel guilty about wasting paper. And speaking of trees, now I can’t figure out if I should actually buy a book I want to read at a bookstore, or just download it.

I hope bringing up the multitude of the once simple daily choices we all have hasn’t made you too anxious. If it has, maybe get up and take a drink of water. Tap.

Ask yourself, “How long does it take to write a screenplay?” Exactly. Too long to have to put up with nothing but rejection once it’s done. So why send anything out there that has no chance in hell?  Dig the climate out there among those who put up money for scripts and production.  There is no loose money right now.  Your competition is everybody who ever wrote anything, and a lot of them know the business, have connections, won awards, and already made studios a lot of money.  Everybody who writes scripts is trying to sell one.  The studios are looking to spend their big dollars on proven money-makers such as comic book franchises, sequels, and adaptations of popular best sellers, all of which they own.  Why would they buy your script?  Would you in their shoes?

Here are three things I think your script needs in order to be taken seriously:

-It needs to close the deal on the first five pages.  Ideally, it should be page one.  Failing that, page two.  Do not wait past page five to create something in the reader’s mind that will bring about a strong personal commitment to your script.  If you haven’t done something memorable by page five, why even bother to write page six?  Do not wait on unfunny jokes, voice-over narrative ramblings, poorly-conceived action, or unmotivated dialogue to put off getting into your story.  Nobody has the time, and those who take the time don’t have the attention spans.  It’s got to be a good read from the top down.

-It needs AT LEAST three surprises.  In the old days you could get by with one surprise at the end of the second act.   What kind of surprise?  I’m not talking about little surprises.  Think “The Crying Game.”  Or “Chinatown” (“My sister, my daughter…”).  Or “King’s Row” (“Where’s the rest of me?”).  Those movies only had one. Now I’d say three.  More would be better.  Surprises are hard.  They have to be both completely unexpected and unpredicted, yet somehow fated.  And each surprise has to deepen the story and raise the stakes, otherwise they merely distract.

-It needs to have a story, an actual story, not a rehash, not a series of shocks, not a lot of adventures, but a beginning-middle-end story, with an arc, a progressive series of set-ups and pay-offs that have ever deepening message, and a real meaning.  If you have a good story, you will be way out in front of maybe ninety-per-cent of what’s out there.  A good story is timeless, it will always be good.  Whatever the genre – romantic-comedy, action, horror, sci-fi – the screenplay will rise or fall on the basis of the story.  Story is the real art of screenwriting.

If your script has all three of these, go on.  Send it anywhere. If not, think about these elements when you start to rewrite.

As I travel the country speaking to new groups of writers and attending pitchfests and conferences outside of Los Angeles, a certain trend in the types of material I hear has become clear and it alludes to a huge cultural difference between those who live in L.A. and NY and those who live elsewhere.

At an L.A.-based pitching conference, perhaps 5 out of 100 pitches I receive revolve around spirituality, new age religion, or some faith-infused plotline. But at recent trips to Santa Fe, Portland, and Dallas, I would say at least 40% of the total projects I was pitched or consulted on were based on spirituality in some form, including some sort of Native American angle or practice. Since Native Americans currently only make up about 5% of the U.S. population, why do people think this would be a big commercial success?  And why is this observation of the connection between location and religion important? Because if no one in L.A. connects to this spiritual/new age/true believers movement, then why would we make a movie about it? Now, Angelinos are known for being progressive, spiritual and new age, but we’re more the organic, yoga, too lazy for real religion type of progressives. Screenwriters and producers in here worship a different deity…and it’s green and fits in your wallet. I am convinced that this difference in attitude towards religion is what’s keeping many writers from writing a commercial project – because they think religion IS commercial…and it’s not.

Writers often think that what affects their own personal life or beliefs will work for a broad audience and is therefore commercial, but that’s just not the case. You have always been told to avoid conversations about religion and politics at big dinner parties…well think of your marketplace as a big dinner party with lots of different types of people attending.  Religious types will often retort with how successful “Passion of the Christ” was – and it was – but that was an anomaly directed by Mel Gibson. Now, there is a huge book market for these types of projects and most of these pitches would make for great novels, just not movies. There is also a big and potentially profitable niche market for faith-based movies – “Fireproof” proved that. However, this is a mostly Christian market. There really is no market for new age spirituality or Native American tradition. I cannot think of one company that is actively looking for anything like this. If I’m wrong, please – companies – tell me, because I have about 100 pitches I’d like to send your way.

I respect how important spiritualism is to some people and if there is some sort of religious theme you would like to express through a completely unrelated story, that’s fine. Or maybe you read a passage in the Bible and it inspires an idea for a horror or action movie – that’s fine. Or maybe a character’s spiritual beliefs are a small part of his or her arc – that’s fine too. You just have to be aware of how much you are including the religious/spiritual aspects on the page.  I understand trying to bring one’s religious beliefs to a larger audience – but that’s what Republicans are for, not screenwriters. As a general rule, if you want to write a commercial and mainstream Hollywood movie, keep your religious beliefs in your heart and your head, not on the page.